PSA: A goose in Denver decided my bike was its new nest last Tuesday

I was riding through City Park around 7:15 AM and had to stop at a light. This big Canada goose just waddled over, sat right on my front tire, and wouldn't move for a solid five minutes. I tried talking to it, ringing my bell, nothing worked until a guy walking his dog clapped his hands. Anyone else have a wild animal try to claim their ride?

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noah_walker169d ago

Geese are basically feathered landlords who don't care about your lease. That bird saw your bike and decided rent was due in the form of your time. Next time maybe carry some bread as a bribe.

morgan.adam9d ago

Ever think geese were just loud but harmless? @noah_walker16, your landlord bit is perfect. I used to just see angry birds, but now I picture a tiny goose with a clipboard checking if my parking is up to code. It makes their whole attitude make way more sense.