The $1.99 grocery store chicken had a surprise inside

I was at the Food Mart in Springfield yesterday, digging through the discount meat bin like I always do. I found a whole chicken marked down to $1.99 because it was close to the sell-by date. Score, right? Got it home, opened the package, and started to rinse it. My hand brushed against something lumpy and hard inside the cavity. I pulled out a sealed plastic bag, but it wasn't the giblets. It was a single, sad, frozen corn dog. Just sitting there in the raw chicken. I have no idea how it got in there, if it was a weird packing plant mistake or what. I still cooked the chicken, but I kept looking at that corn dog on the counter. Has anyone else ever found something truly bizarre in their budget groceries?

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the_ruby1mo ago

That corn dog was the chicken's last meal.

jennifercooper7d agoMost Upvoted

Honestly my brain just short circuits sometimes. Saw a chicken nugget shaped like a state once and spent five minutes trying to figure out if it was Ohio. The corn dog chicken theory tracks with my general logic.

sarah_hart1mo ago

Corn dogs are made from hot dogs, not chicken.