Update: saw a $15 "haunted" microwave in Tacoma and now I read every listing out loud
The seller wrote in all caps that it hums at 3am and "wants to leave," and I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my phone. Turns out reading listings out loud in a deadpan voice makes the weird ones way easier to spot before you waste a trip. What's the strangest curse or backstory you've seen attached to a perfectly normal household item?