Rant: spent $65 on a titanium bottle opener keychain and it's the worst thing in my pocket
Bought one of those fancy Ti keychain tools at a shop in Austin back in March thinking it would replace my keys, my bottle opener, and my flathead screwdriver all at once. Turns out it's too thick to fit any screw I actually own, the bottle opener part slips off caps, and it pokes my leg through my pants every single day. So now it just rides around doing nothing while I still grab a real screwdriver from the drawer. Anyone got a keychain tool under $20 that actually opens a bottle without mangling your thumb?