Saw a sign at a Portland laundromat that made me laugh for 10 minutes straight
I was doing my weekly laundry at a spot on Alberta St and noticed a handwritten sign taped to the change machine that said "Do not put your kid in the dryer, we already lost one this month." I laughed so hard the guy folding his socks next to me started laughing too, and we ended up talking for 15 minutes about the weirdest signs we've ever seen. What's the funniest sign you've spotted somewhere random?