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Guy at the video store changed how I watch bad movies

Last month I was at Family Video in Columbus grabbing a copy of The Room for a bad movie night. The clerk, this older dude named Rick, saw my pick and said "You like trainwrecks, huh? Try this one." He handed me a dusty DVD called The Last Vampire on Earth that had a goblin on the cover. I almost laughed it off but he was dead serious. I took it home and that movie was so broken it made The Room look like a masterpiece. Now I always ask the staff what their worst pick is before I decide.
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hall.charles
Man that Rick sounds like my old Blockbuster guy who forced me to watch Zardoz unironically lol
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the_derek
the_derek10d ago
Wait, Zardoz is a masterpiece though...
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